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Lapar… Lambat la plak member aku nak sampai. Arini mmg sungguh tak patut. Ape bley buat. Redha aje la. Pukul 12 lebih gitu aku siap2 kuar opis p GE Mall. Jalan kaki. Dekat jek. Ko jalan lenggang2 pon boleh sampai. Al-kisah, aku terus turun bawah. Aku tatau nak makan ape sebenarnye. No plan. Redah aje la. Sambil tu igt nak singgah pet shop. Nak beli la something utk Tasya. Sian dia kat umah boring sorang2 eh, sekor2.

Skali aku turun pet shop tu tutup plak 4 renovation. Dia ade la bukak temp stores depan CS tp tak de la mainan2 cume food jek. Dah sampai situ aku nampak Delifrance. Ok gak. Lama aku tak makan kat sini. Aku pon duduk la and belek2 menu. Salu ade set lunch tp kali ni aku tgk x menarik. Aku pon bantai je la order ape2. Janji kenyang.

Aku pon dok la goyang2 kaki tunggu order sampai. Tibe2 aku denga something. Ape kemende plak bunyi tu? Aku tgk org2 keje CS kalut2 bawak masuk barang2. At the same time pintu automatically closed. Fire alarm pun bunyi. Aku relax jek. Aku igt ade pencurik ke. Ade org ilang anak ke. Waitress pon anto air kat aku. ‘Slurrppp.. ‘ tgh sedap aku sedut air, tgk2 org kalut2. Tp org keje Delifrance tu relax aje. Tp nape stores lain2 dah start tutup pintu? Aku pon bangun p tpt DIY shop tu. Ye lah. Semacam jek. Baik aku siasat!

Bau asap mula menusuk idung. Aku denga org kate terbakar. Ah sudah! Aku pon pusing balik igt nak duduk la balik kat Delifrance tp ade org suruh kuar. Pikir2 balik watpe la aku nak duduk kat Delifrance tu. Tah hape2. And waitresses kat sane pon siap nak tutup kedai. Aku igt nak naik kuar pintu depan, skali dah tutup jugak. Lift sumer off. Aiyoo.. mane mau pegi ni? Sib baik they all tak tutup lagi tpt parking tu. By this time, tggl baper kerat jek manusia kat level aku tu. The nearest person told us to go off sbb nanti sprinkler tu on abih kite sumer. Bau asap pon makin kuat.

‘Isk tak boleh jadik ni’ aku berkata2 di dlm hati.

Aku pon terus berjogging pass thru car park. Sumer keta kalut2 drive out. Ramai dah org kat luar. Bunyi fire alarm tu makin kuat. There goes my lunch. Aku tatau kat mane sebenarnye. Ade la they all tunjuk2 tp aku tak nampak api pon. Tak pe la. Syukur aku selamat kuar. Aku terus jalan balik opis dgn perut yg lapar. Tak pe la. Ade hikmahnye.

Sampai opis aku denga siren bomba. Mmg confirm terbakar la tu. Perghh! Harap2 nye sumer selamat la. Ni aku call soh opismate aku tapau jek utk aku. Eh, tp tadi aku dah minum la air kat sane. Mcm mane ek? Tak pe la. Esok luse aku p singgah. Nanti aku baya. Harap2 aku igt. Begitu la kesah aku menyelamatkan diri. Next time, korang jgn jadik mcm aku. Denga aje siren, cepat2 lari. Jgn relax2! Selamatkan nyawa anda! Ni bukan fire drill mase kat skolah dolu2.

After bertahun-tahun, I finally got the chance to watch the fight. Well, actually I didn’t planned to watch it. In fact, I knew nuts abt it. I am not an avid fan of this sport. Tak de kena mengena ngan bola. Seriously! But watching the fight reminds me of the time when I was a kid. Mmg budak2 kecik lagi. I dun even know what I was doing there. But the whole family, especially the late Pak Lang screamed his lungs out, punching the air.

I told u I am not an avid fan of this sport. But, zaman dolu2, ko ade ke choice nak tgk channel mane pon? We were watching boxing. Yes, u read it rite. Boxing. Asterok pon tak de. Yg ade RTM jek *sbb aku dok 5abah, lom balik JBee lg mase tu, kalau x ade la tv Spore*. Mak aku kate, mase kecik dolu aku siap duduk depan tv kul 4ptg. Bukan ade rancangan ape pon. Yg kuar kaler2 tu. Tah hape nama mende tu aku pon tatau. Skang kalau ko tgk NTV7 kalau abih siaran ade mende alah tu. Tepat kul 4.30ptg, lagu Negaraku pon berkumandang. Instead of berdiri tegak, mak aku kate, aku lari p dapur carik dia ‘My, tat.. tat..’ *dlm bahasa melayu nye, Mummy, dah start.* hahahaha.. Itu bahasa Jerman mase kekecik dulu. Tiap2 ari aku wat mcm tu. Those were the days. Aku tak ingatla rancangan ape yg ade mase tu. Kartun ape pon aku tatau. Duduk jek depan tv. Warna pon aku rase pudar2 jek mase tu. Takde mega pixel bagai. Kalau u all lahir tahun 90an tak payah la citer. RTM pon tatau agaknye :p

Berbalik kepada citer boxing. Surprisingly, EPSN menayangkan Muhammad Ali vs Joe errr… bukan Joe Jambul.. tah la nama dia ape. Tp aku rase dia ni glamour jugak. 1 of the legend boxer aku rase. *Bukan boxer yg anda pakai utk tido ye. Sile fokus :p* Mungkin dah lama kot ESPN tayangkan fight2 yg ol skool ni. Aku jek tatau. The fight took place @ Philipines in the year 1975. Mak aii. Aku pon tak wujud lagi di dunia yg fana ini. And I didn’t know ade fight took place @ Asia. Ke skang pon mmg mcm tu? Aku mane la tau tang boxing ni. Aku tak tgk from round 1. When I switched to the channel it was already in the middle of round 11.

Round tu pusingan. Bukan ko lari2 seround. Tah aku tak perasan 1 round baper minit. Definitely not 45min mcm bola la. Sampai esok pon tak sudah belawan. In round 12, Muhammad Ali was holding on to Joe’s attack. He was hanging on to the rope when someone from the audience shouted ‘Come on Ali… Allahuakbar’ Cube imagine kalau skang ni ade org jerit mcm tu to support a Muslim contestant. Mau org kate extremist! Tak pon org kate anti agama lain ke. Tak pon org kate Muhammad Ali tu beast. Ape2 la words yg mengaitkan Islam dgn keganasan. Yg extremist plak akan ckp, tak elok mendedahkan aurat. Bla.. Bla.. Bla..

He looked tired and almost slipped on the floor. Tp Muhammad Ali still hang on to the attack. Joe mmg nampak aggessive but he failed to find a killer punch to down Muhammad Ali. Round 13 started and Muhammad Ali finally looked comfortable and found his feet. He pulled off few killer punches that saw Joe’s teeth protector *tah ape nama sebenar, tatau* terpelanting from his mouth with the audience roared to it. Gile ah.. Kuat tu! Joe in the meantime, still lagi bertahan. It’s his turn to protect himself from being KO-ed by Ali. And this time, the audience chanted ‘Ali… Ali.. Ali..‘ Which seriously reminds me of the late Pak Lang. Well, I think he wasn’t the only one chanting, but the whole family did. And guess what I did?….
Melopong.. Hahaha…

Towards the end of the round, Ali again, showed what he did best with his fist. ‘Kapooww‘, throwing punches that leads to several cuts on Joe’s left eye. Kalau aku kena tak bley bangun agaknye! Yg seblah lagi nampak bengkak pon ade. But Joe stayed on his feet. Gile la mamat ni. The bell rang to signal the end of round 13. Doctor was called upon to accessed Joe’s injury. Within few minutes, he signalled that Joe cudn’t continue the fight. The audience roared as Ali was declared The Heavvyweight Champion. Jgn tny la ape itu Heavyweight Champion. Aku rase boxing ni ade category berat baper. Bukan mcm wrestling la, tak kire kecik besor dia entam. Hehehe.

Best jugak tgk ol’ skool fight ni. Campo lagi ngan commentator dia. Kalau ko denga mmg mcm ko tgk citer omputeh zaman 60an 70an la. Hehehe. Can’t wait for the new BPL season to start. Bosan la tak de bola