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Dlm pada sumer org tgh sibok debate pasal rega minyak ni. Aku ade 1 citer. No. Not about how to lower the cost. Not my expertise seriously! Not about how to berjimat cermat. Pepandai la korang sumer berjimat. Not about those political stuffs. I hate politics remember?

Ni pasal si Tasya. Tasya adalah kucin saya ok. Bukan gepren mahupon boipren *ado ko boipren nama Tasya? hukhukhuk* Anyhow, few days ago, me and lil sis were discussing about the possibility to convert Encik Satria to NGV. Ye lah, dengan segala mcm kenaikan yg telah dialami. Kena la carik alternative. Back up plan bukan 1,2. Kena dari A sampai Z. Mcm2 boleh terjadik skang ni.

Lil sis informed me, her so-called ‘kawan’ penah tny for his parent car. So I asked her to give him a call so I cud basically buat rough calculation. Lil sis on her speaker phone so all of us cud ‘discuss’ about the matter. Mcm virtual meeting gitu. Tgh sibok bersoal jawap gitu tiba lil sis told me.

‘Long, kite ade xtra ahli jemaah dlm perbincangan kite ni‘ And there si Tasya di tgh2 we all tgh discuss tu, dia pelan2 menyelit meleset2 kat we all then amik port baik punye mengadap muka both of us. We continued discussing. When I speak, she’ll looked at me. Then lil sis ckp, dia pandang plak org tu. Then she stared @ the phone listening to voice coming from the speaker phone. Mcm paham la kire2nye. Hehehe..

Upon ending the conversation, I looked at her. ‘Tasya, skang ni rega sumer dah naik. Makanan Tasya yg besor tu naik RM7. So Tasya makan jimat2 tau. Jgn membazir ok?‘ She looked at me. Tatau la dia cuba paham ke, or dia kate dlm ati dia aku giler ke ckp kat dia. Hehehe.. We continued talking and she continued sitting there tgk both of us.

Begitulah kesah Tasya kucin ku. Menyebabkan we all tersenyum walaupon tgh discuss perkara hangat!

1. Org main bola yg gaji berjuta2 setahun tu, tak de org nak complaint. Kalau ahli politik tak kira yg menerajui g0m3n atau tidak, especially g0m3n la, org ckp ni mesti makan rasuah.
2. Org main bola boleh pakai segala jenis keta mewah siap modified bagai. Sib baik tak de jamban bergerak jek dlm keta they all. *mungkin 1 hari nanti ade*. Kalau ahli politik pakai keta besar bagai, org ckp ko rasuah, makan duit rakyat.
3. Org main bola boleh tunjuk kehebatan dia kepada setiap org di seluruh dunia dengan segala skill dribble, freekicks, tackle, passing bagai. Tp org politik, paling kuat skill kutuk mengutuk sesama bangsa, demo kat jalan raya, naikkan rega minyak, tido mase tgh meeting, carik pak mentua yg bakal jadik PM, bagi fatwa kate boleh mengumpat untuk mendedahkan kesalahan org *Nauzubillah*, dan pelbagai bagai lagi skill yg tak terbayang.
4. Org main bola kalau pasukan dia kalah skali pon, pengurus pasukan dia yang selalu dikecam maha hebat oleh peminat. Siap kena pecat terus. Org politik, kalau kalah pilihanraya ke, seluruh negara tak dpt kat party dia ke, tak reti2 bahasa nak turun tu. Terus tanpa rase segan silu duduk lagi kat situ. Lepas tu salahkan org tak kuar undi, org mengundi parti lain, org atas pagar. Sendirik tak penah salah!
5. Org main bola kalau dia dpt masuk satu2 pasukan hebat ke, mmg hebat la dia. Mmg ade potensi. Org politik, tak kira yg g0m3n mahupun p3mb@ngk@ng, tak perlu sijil2, scroll2 ni sumer. Janji ade potensi utk membelit, menikam belakang, menjilat b0nt0t, menjual negara, menindas org, berpura2 bersama rakyat, pure2 alim mcm pijak semot tak mati, pura2 kerja keras sket dah kire cun dah tu.
6. Org main bola, lagi2 yg mmg superstar, terkejar-kejar sumer company gergasi dr seluruh dunia nak sponsor. Dr spender ke keta. Org politik, belom lagi naik kat atas, sibok mintak org sponsor beli itu ini. Siap inform lagi tu, dia bini si polan si polan. Tak malu!
7. Org main bola, dari kecik lagi *yg kat obersea la* dah di train dr bawah. Kena jadik ball boy. Kena jadik tukang lap boot. Mcm2 la keje2 busuk they all kena buat. Nak jadik superstar punye pasal. Org politik, tak kire p3mb@ngk@ng ke, g0m3n ke, tak perlu dr bawah. Kalau ade rekemen baik lagi2 pak mentua ke, mak menti ke, eh, mak mentua ke, bapak ke, emak ke, kire2 org dalam la, confirm ko boleh naik.
8. Org main bola, nak dpt recognition Sir ke, Knight ke, mmg kire byk la sumbangan dia kepada persada sukan. Taiko la org kate! Tp org politik or yg konon2 mcm terror politik, yg nak dpt title datuk ke, datin ke, raja ke, siap boleh tuka nama tu. Ngaku kuturunan raja pon ade. Beli pon ade! Tp nak senang, kawen aje la datuk. Dpt la datin. Tak kire la laki org ke. Biarla rahsia ok!
9. Org main bola, tak kire la nombor berapa dia pakai kat jersey dia. Sumer akan work as a team utk menang. Org politik plak, sumer perasan nak jadik no 1. Sumer perasan pandai! Dah masuk penjara pon nak jadik no 1 jugak. Sanggup jugak jadik anak menantu utk dpt naik no 1. Gile kuasa!
10. Org main bola, kire gaji dia weekly tu mmg dia earn la. Kekayaan dia tu mmg dia earn la. Org politik, banyak kaya under table jek. Dlm penjara pon masih boleh kaya. Hairan kan?

Ni baru 10 ni aku listkan. Ade melambak lagi perbandingan yg boleh dibuat antara pemain bola dan org politik. So, yg mane 1 korang nak jadik? Me? I love football! Bley blah la politik! Tak kire la g0m3n ke p3mb@ngk@ng ke. BULLSHIT! F**k off la!

1) Frank Ribery the Bayern Munich player converted to Islam to marry his Muslim gf. I only knew when I browsed thru the Euro 2008 WAGS pages.

2) The former fashion icon who died yesterday, Yves Saint Laurent middle name or maybe other name is Henri Donat Mathieu. Got to know today jugak after reading DailyMail. Oh, and he’s Algerian.

3) The famous Detective Conan Anime, was a famous high school detective b4 he was drugged and shrunk to become a kid. And yes, I read the comic on later part. Awal2 tatau. Only knew last week after accidentally watch it via youtube. I am on episode 15 now. Hehe.

4) Nemanja Vidic’s wife shared her name with the famous Serb tennis player Ana Ivanovic. Igtkan bebetol la Ana Ivanovic yg main tenis tu. Hehe. Got to know pon lepas browsed thru WAGS pages yg pegi support @ Moscow.

Itu aje. Nanti ade mende yg aku baru tau aku ckp ok? Hehehe. Btw, congrats to Irma who safely delivered her baby @ 6.30am 31st May, SJMC. Nak jugak anak ko kuar bulan May. Hehehe