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Padan la ujan arini.. bersungguh-sungguh aku nyanyi.. Tasya pon berkerut2 dengar.. *tak sedap la tu tandenye :p* hehehe.. Tak pe.. lama tu tak denga lagu ni.. tibe2 jumpe plak.. Sape ade mp3 lagu ni? Bak mai..

"Andainya kau jauh dari ku…lalalala"

p/s: jgn BERJANJI kalau tak bley tepati.. pesanan khidmat masyarakat

Great. Tak sia2 bangun kul 4 pagi. We finally got ourselves back to the top of Premier League thanks to that boy Ronaldo. He has been the backbone for the team. His freekick just now, equalled the no of goals scored by the late George Best. The legend. Even Giggsy the man dubbed the new George Best in his early days with MU can’t emulate that. Thank you Ronaldo! Thank you.

The thing that worries me was the poor finishing by the strikers. Where are all ur shooting boots mate? You wore fancy, shiny, colorful boots but none of it managed to hit goals so far. Rooney was the worst I think. He had couple of chances before this game but failed to capitalized on many many ocassions. And of course, it cost us the FA Cup.

Yeah, I know. We can’t look back in anger. We need to focus on the future. But those cud cost us. For now, I pray and hope we cud remain at the top of the table for another 8 games. Damn! Time flies.

The team looked energetic and balanced from the kick off. No Giggsy nor Rio. Rooney, Evra and Scholes were left on the bench. Hargreaves played as right back and O’Shea was shifted to left back. Far better I think. Last Saturday, he looked jaded. Pique also featured on the team partnering Vida. Shockingly, after a good start from Ben Foster, he was left on the bench for Kuszazck.

But after his sent off againts Pompey, he came back deputising between the goal post with a solid performance denying Bolton with important saves. We were 1 up in the early 11 minutes when Ronaldo smashed his 32nd goal of the season courtesy of chaos and sloppy defending from Bolton.

Just as it looked like we had managed to get a grip on the game, Bolton was presented with a rare opportunity when O’Shea let his marker off. He managed to cross and Davies had a go with Pique beaten. But Kuszaczk managed to move from one side to another and blocked his shot.

MU keep on pressing and was presented a freekick. Ronaldo took it well and with an accurate trajectory, he beat Al Habsi. The crowd was on their feet. The song for Ronaldo was clearly heard.

Rooney shud learn from this man. He’ll try everything to put the ball at the back of the net. He knows when to give the ball to the team. He knows when to smash ‘em. And he took his chances. The game againts Derby saw him counting his shots on goal. Rooney shud do the same. He shud count all his horrible misses so he cud remember how wasteful he is rite in front of the goal.

Tevez too need to get his scoring boots ready for the next game. His moves however, mesmerized me. I like! I have no concerned on the CM this time around. Yeah, I know Fletcher was there but he’s getting better than Scholesy. At least he didn’t made any silly tackles. Though at times he was easily hacked by the opponent. Anderson, looked more steady and comfortable with Fletcher. He looked dreadful when he played with Scholesy in Derby game. Either no chemistry between them or they just dun suit in.

Vida and Pique looked promising but we need to look at how they took on strikers with pace. Davies is strong but not fast enuff to delude ‘em. Vida was taken off for Brown with bleeding nose. The 2nd time in 2 games. Poor him. Saha? I think he’ll leave at the end of the season. He just dun get into any sorts of improvement from one game to another. He has the strength to block opponents but not the speed.

Nani. Much heaped about this guy when he came to the squad. Yes, at his age, with that kind of skills and technique, he looked far superior from the old Giggsy. But he can’t just be greedy. He can’t just let others down when he thot he is better at scoring goals. Others frustration was shared by Fergie. U cud see him shouting at Nani. And Nani’s answer was ‘I can’t see ‘em’. I think that’s the different between him and Giggsy.

Giggsy wud’ve pass to his teammate. Well, he is just like Ronaldo when he first came. Hopefully, he’ll developed and gets better. So, who wud u pick for the clash of the TITANS this weekend? For sure, I dun want Scholes to starts. I dun even think he shud be on the bench coz in Anderson, Hargreaves, Fletcher and even the ’soft’ Carrick, we have a great talent for CM. I think Giggsy will starts ahead of Nani.

Watching Saha just now, we might have only Tevez and Rooney up front. I dunno what formation will Fergie opt for. Cud be 4-4-2 or 4-3-3 or 4-5-1. Anything will do as long as Scholes did not start the game. Whatever it is, keep winning guys. Score more goals too! Come on MU!

Citer KB trip dihentikan buat sementara kerana ade biter yg sensasi lagi terkini. Nope. No cats jump and bite me. No worries. Kalau ade pon tak perlu nak samak. Tak perlu risau kalau kucin dtg menghampiri anda. Did u know why cats/stray cats come to you? Dia lapo. Tu jek. Mcm kucing2 kat warung2 ke. Kan bersepah. Sumer tunggu jek kat kaki kite. Ape salahnye bagi sket ikan ke, ayam ke. Dia kenyang dia blah. Serious! Tak de de dia duduk tgk muke ko lagi. Kalau ko Angelina Jolie ke, Brad Pitt ke, mungkin la dia tenung lama lagi. :p

Aku sedih bebenornye. Tadi aku balik awal. Sbb client aku nak relocate server. About 15mins b4 5pm aku dah chow. Jalan clear jek. So I decided to take Jln @mp@ng jek. As I reached traffic light depan @mp@ng Po|nt, I saw a small black thing atas jalan raya. Aku igt ke plastic. Bebetul kat tgh2. So I just drove pass it. Rupe2nye anak kucin ko. Ya Allah!

Dia kena langgar. Kaki tak bley jalan dah. Dia mengesot jek. Aku nak turun, tp motor plak dok seblah aku ha.. so aku turunkan cermin tingkap sambil tunjuk kat keta org tu. ‘Ade kucing, ade kucing’ I repeatedly say that. Sambil tunjuk. Few bikers nampak tp biase la. Buat dek jek. They all mengelak jek.

The kitten managed to mengesot to another car on the right lane. Dia duduk jek bawah keta tu. Agaknye dah tak larat or maybe takut. Kesian. Yg lain2 plak pakat tgk jek. Geramnye aku. Especially to the guy who drove a Fiat/Peugoet. Dia nampak tp buat2 bodo jek. Ko kan dok lane kanan skali, kuar la kejap amik kucing tu ke tepi kan. Bodoh! Aku dah mcm dramatic gitu dlm keta dia bley buat dek jek. Moron!

Finally, uncle cabby kuar. He saw me dok sibok tunjuk2. Dia amik kucing yg malang tu and letak kat divider. Sian! :(( Tgk! Org keje taxi lebih mulia hatinye dr org yg pakai keta besor2 ni. To the guy who drove that so called posh car, kalau 1 hari nanti ko kena langgar n bergolek atas jalan raya, kalau aku nampak, even from the rear mirror, I will switch to reverse gear pastu aku langgar ko. Biar ko rase mcm mane kucing tu rase. Bodoh! Biar la org kate aku m u r d e r e r pon. Bodoh sgt! Keta besar otak kecik!

Sedih aku tgk. Sedih! Ko tau tak nape tuhan jadikkan ko manusia? Nape tuhan bagi otak kat ko? Nape otak ko tu lebih besor dr otak kucin? Bodoh la. Bodoh! I cudn’t imagine if Tasya was the one yg kena langgar tu. She’s just a cat. Tak sengaja tak pe. Tp tepikan la dia. Jgn la biar dia terseksa lagi kena lanyak. Cube ko kena lanyak. Nak? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… Keji!

I told my fren abt it and she said ‘Agaknye dia geli kucin kot‘ Hello! Jantan ke geli kucing? Eeeeeeeeeeeee… Keji! Keji! Keji! Kepada uncle yg angkat kucin itu ke tepi, semoga tuhan merahmati anda.

I just came back from KB. Took the whole family minus Angah for sort-of holiday there. Lama tak pegi sana. Dlm bz2 dok wat migration sempat gak p KB. Wat to do. Ni tiket murah dpt last year. Takkan nak cancel kot. Migration, migration jugak, coti pon kena ade. :p

I have many2 things to type here. However, some events encountered while holiday-ing might not be useful to some of you. Or perhaps ade yg rase mcm aku kekwat ke, biased ke. But these are the things I’d seen.

Airport

Ok. Exterior better kot than airport JB. Dlm jek la tak de ape sgt. Ade KFC jek. Ok la dr tak de ape2. Last time aku dtg sini mase aku darjah enam. Mase tu naik bah (bas) bukan flight. So aku tak dpt pastikan samada airport ini makin maju atau serupa atau sebaliknye. The taxi fair was RM23 to the place where I stayed.

Hotel

We stayed @ Azam Hotel. About 50m to the famous Pasar Siti Khadijah. Decent, quite reasonable for a budget hotel, plus it was so near to everything - bus station, tpt makan, shopping, banks, etc. Untuk tido I say, this place is a good deal. Ade lagi few budget hotels nearby. I can’t say much about others sbb tak masuk jenguk pon. Minus points about this hotel is, no Astro. Bukan tak de langsung tau. Ade. Tp di control di lobby hotel. I called last night to asked if they gonna switch to channel 813. The answer was ‘Dok, tgk TV3. Hok, drama’ I was like ‘Aha!‘ Gapo ade Astro tgk TV3? Konpius.. konpius! So, kepada peminat2 sukan sekelian, harap bersabar!

Rantau Panjang

Believed it or not. We decided to ride a bus to Rantau Panjang instead of taking taxi or kereta sewa. I was a lil’ bit sceptical memula when someone approached me pasal keta sewa. Ye lah. Kena la pk negative dan positive at 1 time. Sah2 la they knew we all ni bukan rakyat Kelate. Kang dia hantar tpt lain, mcm mane? So, aku dgn muke tak malu, naik bas tny pakcik drebar. ‘Pakcik, Rantau Panjang tu, berenti kat mane ye?’ ‘Bah station la’ ‘Oooo.. kire last stop bus station RP la?’ ‘Haa.. ‘ Aku pon signal family aku naik bus tu. The cost is RM15.60.  Bahagi 4. Korang kire la sendiri.

The bus head to Pasir Mas b4 arriving @ RP. Betol la kate Niza, str8 jek jalan dia. Takde mcm ular kena palu. Kalau mcm tu, aku mmg tak pegi la. :p Bagus jugak naik bas ni, dpt tgk pemandangan, tgk kawasan kampung2, tgk pembangunan yg baru nak bangun *oppss*, tgk perangai org naik bah.

Hok ni, aku nak ckp. Aku tataula. I found out, the guys were kureng sket. I know some of my friends were married to Kelantanese. Tak de plak yg nampak mcm dlm bus nun. Rare species kot. *oppss* Sah2 la ko nampak seorang wanita yg berumur, menaiki bas bersama anaknye. Apakah yg anda perlu lakukan?

a) Renung dan lihat pakaiannye dan anaknye

b) Buat2 tido

c) Buat dek

d) Buat bodo

Tak de sorang pon so-called jejaka la, bangun offer akak tu tpt duduk. Lagi dia duduk kangkang besor2 ade la. Tatau la ape yg besor sampai gitu skali. I get irritated so I offered the lady my seat. Sumer tgk tu. Mcm supermodel bangun bagi hadiah kat akak tu. Keji plak aku tgk. Muke hensem tak pe. Aiyooo!

Mase akak tu terhegeh2 nak duduk, baru la ade sore ambo Allah ni bangun. ‘Takpe2, awak duduk. Akak dok sini‘ Lain mcm aje bunyi org ni ckp. Mcm bukan rakyat Kelate. And ala2 lembut gitu. Woman gitu perasaannye. Aku sengih je la. Aku pon duduk la semula. Adik aku kat seblah ni tido plak. Actually mende ni happened kat KL maupon JB. Yg jenis duduk terkangkang mcm bapak dia bayar tax kite gitu. Tp kan, Kelantan itu sendiri bandaraya Islam. Is this how ppl living in bandaraya Islam treat ppl? Amazing!

Sampai RP we all terus la meround. A small town with rows of shops. Suke aku tgk pinggan mangkuknye. Tp cuaca tidak begitu mengizinkan. Jap ujan, jap panas. Bile bab ujan tu jenuh marathon. Lari mencari tpt teduh. Bukan marathon balik KB! Pengsan!

B4 that, aku called Mc Ann bgtau aku dah sampai. Tny dia plak, makan katne best. Tak sure tp Somtam yg aku suke tu ade dia kate. Lepas nak dekat 2 jam, jalan punye jalan, adik aku kate lapo. We all carik la tpt nak makan. Sumer warung we all lalu, tp adik aku tokse. Dia nampak lak tikus lalu. Jln lagi, kedai tu plak bau semacam. Ya Allah! Jalan lagi, lagi. Ade la 15 mins after that baru jumpe tpt makan yg decent.

I was well prepared for the kebersihan. Bak kate Fida, ko bukan takat tutup mata seblah, ko pandang jek kawan ko. Jgn tgk mende2 lain. Mmg tahap kebersihan itu sgt la kurangnye. Tp food kat tpt tu ok. Not bad!

Toilet dia aje bapak aku tak kose. Dia kate dia kenc jek. Tak pandang2 mende lain. The place sebenarnye reminds me of the old Ayer Hitam @ Johor. Dolu2 mase aku kekecik mmg mcm ni. Tp skang upgrade la. Syg. RP is not a bad place to be honest. Patut tpt ni diupgrade dgn jayanye.

We head back @ 3.30pm. Tu pon lepas mak aku dah tak larat nak jalan lagi. Kalau tak, jalan lagi we all. :p Sampai KB around 4.30pm. Jam sket. Again, aku jumpe lagi org2 yg tak reti nak respect org tua dlm bus. Tp kali ni, instead of menyampah tgk they all, aku tido. Lagi bagus. Buat sakit ati je tgk.

Balik terus la we all solat sumer and took the apportunity to take a nap. Lepas Maghrib we head to KB Mall. Took the kereta sewa. Yg ni tak pe. Dekat jek. Jauh2 I tak berani. The cost is RM8. Dekat jek pon RM8. Siap ckp, kalau on aircond tambah RM2. Adik aku menyampok ‘Denga radio baya tak?‘ Diam jek org tu. Mak aku siku adik aku soh diam.

Amazing, again. Nape tak legalized jek ek mende ni. Tak de meter. Tak ke membebankan rakyat Kelantan? Or was it bcoz we weren’t rakyat Kelantan? Aku malas nak argue sbb lenguh2 kaki masih terasa. The guy siap tny, nak dia amik tak nanti. I politely say no.

Adik aku senyum. ‘Bersih sket kan?‘ She asked me. ‘Ermm’ Baru la aku nampak org mcm species aku - without head scarf. Bukan la nak bangga ke ape. Tp mmg we all adik beradik ni mcm ala2 model gitu sbb wherever we go in RP, sumer dok tgk. Mcm ko tgh memperagakan swimming suit pon ade.

We all pusing2. Baby decided to buy ice cream so we stopped by @ Mc D. Dia beratur and blakang dia ade la sekumpulan jejaka tgh speaking sambil dok tgk2 adik aku. They did not realized that I was about 2 meters away from her. Baby turned to pass the ice cream to me. Skali jantan blakang dia tah hape konon klako bongok ke ape dok ckp ‘Besar deh… boleh abih gotu‘ Something like that la. Cepat kan dia speaking. Aku tak dpt catch sgt. Sambil ketawa2 klako konon. Dia tak perasan adik aku nak pass kat aku.

Dengan sepantas kilat *uiskk.. cepat sgt tu* aku turn right mcm dlm band dolu2 ko nak luruskan barisan. Begitulah, sharpnye aku pusing tgk muka mamat tu sambil berkerut2. Dia mcm ala2 terkejut terus pusing tgk lantai. Cume pusingan dia tidak se-sharp pusingan aku. Tunduk jek dia tgk lantai.

Nasib baik dia tunduk. Kalau dia buat bangsat aku tonyoh ice cream tu kat muke dia. Bapak aku dgn segera dtg menyelamatkan keadaan. Molek betol perangai! Aku pon cecepat la jalan b4 I get super irritated. Nanti tak pasal2 aku bergaduh. Kang org ape2kan plak mak bapak aku. Walaupon dlm hati rase mcm nak buat sepakan tujuh petala langit, tp aku simpan la tenaga itu utk shopping. X kose!

We had dinner and went back to hotel after that. RM8 jugak. Kate Abe tu sbb malam. Gitu plak. Tp dia tak charge on aircond. :p Tanpa ragu2 aku terus tido. Adik aku plak dok melayan One In A Million.

To be continue…