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Name 5 embarrasing moment in ur life.

By datuk harimau. Am gonna list from yg kurang memalukan kepada yg paling memalukan. :p

5) ‘Baper rega ni cik?’,'Err am not working here’,'Oppss.. Sorry, sorry.’ I smiled. Kejap lagi, ade lagi sorang tny. I looked at her, and politely told her I am not the shop worker. Then, ade lagi sorang tny, this time I said a lil bit louder. ‘Sorry, I am not working here’.'Oh, sori. Sbb color baju cik sama macam org keje sini‘ I looked into her eyes and looked around for people with the same t-shirt color as mine. Ade 3 org sumernye. Jeans pon same! I str8 head out the shop and cancelled all my to-buy list. Patutnye org yg tny aku la malukan. Tp kalau dah 3 org tny, sape yg malu? Menyesal tak pakai baju MU!

4) I wanted to withdraw some money at nearby bank. There are people whose new to ATM machine I supposed, so mcm kalut2
jek ATM area tu. Since there are several people inside it, I decided to wait outside. The glass door was opened wide. Ramai sgt nak tgk cara2 menukar pin no gamaknye. Few minutes later it was my turn to withdraw. Done, turned, walked and crashed at the glass door. ‘Donnggggggggggggggggggggggggg‘ Bergetar pintu kaca tu. Malaun mane plak la tutup pintu ni. Kate ku di dlm hati sambil berkerut2 dahi ni. Sumer org mcm horror tgk aku. Tp aku selamba jek jalan. Antara malu dan berdengung rase dlm kepala. Mcm2!

3) I was supposed to pick up something I bought via eBay @ KLCC and decided to take LRT instead. I dun have small change to buy LRT pass @ the machine so I queued. It was not the usual hard tix but a piece of paper written the destination, etc. I boarded the LRT and arrived in KLCC few minutes later. I walked off the LRT and str8 head to the stairs and passed a dust bin where I threw a piece of paper and walked off. Like few seconds I realized the piece of paper was my tix. ‘Shite‘ Spontaneously I uttered the word. Kuat la jugak. Sambil memandang dust bin dgn penuh horrornye. A few guys looked into the bin just to confirmed the cause of my cursing. Rope2nye tiket. So dgn muke yg separa malu I dipped my hand in the bin and took out the tix. Sib baik la takde ape2 yg busuk di dlm bin itu. Sumer org sengih jek watching me. Bingai betol!

2) The incident happened when I was in Form 5. Mase tu terawih. Aku pi terawih ngan Inaleem aku rase. Kan bile last 10 days of Ramadhan kite kena baca doa Qunut. Tah mcm mane aritu, dah byk kali pak imam ckp mmg tak masuk kepala aku, org sumer lepas Ruku’ baca doa Qunut, aku gentle sujud terus. Lepas tu aku terkejut sbb Imam baca ayat lain. ‘Eh salah plak‘ At the same time ade group of juniors dok dedekat sumer gelakkan aku. Ches! Haa amik batal korang punye Terawih. Sape soh ketawa? Isk tp malu sungguh la. Sib baik toing tak de. :p

1) Penat giler. Terasa2 penatnye mase tu. The 1st day pindah umah (current house). Mind u even I had 3 guy-movers to help me out, it took us 2 hours plus utk memunggah segala barang from the lorry to my pad. Ya Allah, rase macam nak tertinggal la tulang2 kaki dan tangan. Lapa lak tu. So, Baby and my cousin suggested we eat out. Nak tapau pon umah mcm kandang kambing. Buat semak jek. So, off we go to T35co. I didn’t take my lunch sbb sibok kire baper byk beg and kotak so mmg lapar gile. We head to Pizza Hut, ordered and moment later, sumer senyap dok mengadap piza. Lepas tu baru la mcm ade tenaga kuasa tiga nak bergerak. I went to the washing area and cleaned my hand b4 turning back and sat on the table. Took a tissue and wiped my hand b4 looking up and watching someone staired @ me mcm terkejut pon ade. ‘Shite! Sorry..sorry. Salah meja. Sorry!‘ I told the girl sitting right in front of me and off to
my ‘real’ table. Baby and my cousin ketawa terbahak2 mcm nak pengsan. Shite! The piza crews were looking and grinned at me. OMG! Serious, the girl wore a black tudung similiar to my cousin’s. Duduk pon position sama cume table dia depan sket dr table aku. Mane la nak kire. Kan aku baru dpt tenaga kuasa 3. Tenaga lebih pantas dari harddisk. Mcm mane? The girl told her mother about the incident and just b4 she went off, she say ‘Bye Kak. Jumpe lagi!‘ and
winked at me. All I cud do was apologized *dlm hati tuhan sahaja yg tau! Sungguh memalukan!*

Tag 5 people
1) K.Ryzah - ehehe, u have 1 already!
2) Dodent
3) Odie
4) Nog
5) Inaleem

p/s: Come on MU! Let’s get closer and closer!

The day b4 yesterday, I was @ 53ntr4l for production support. Ramai yg masih cuti so I have to cover. I head home around 6. Naik LRT jek. Tak kose nak drive. Parking charges sehari boleh makan nasik 2 kali kat KLCC.

Bukan kedekut. Bley jek claim. Tp tak kose la! Baik makan KFC. Hehehe. So sampai LRT @mp@ng ade la around 7 gitu. As I head towards Encik Satria, I saw a dog playing peek-a-boo with me. Kejap dia tgk, kejap dia menyorok. Tah hape tah.

Each morning, I saw d dog running towards some cars mcm nak manja2 ngan driver2 tu. Never la d dog come to me. I passed the car where he was ‘hiding’ skali tibe2, dia lompat kat aku. Sambil mengigit peha aku manja2 gitu. I was like, ‘Hoi, gila?’ *ade ke tanya kan? Mcm la dia paham pon!* The dog jumped off, looked @ me siap ade bunyi ‘grrr‘ mcm nak terkam aku pastu dia lari2 gembira. Keji!

Tak de keje betol la! Nak kate aku pakai skirt pendek idak jugak. Kalau pakai skirt pendek mungkin la nampak peha gitu kan, bley la kate dia geram. Tah hape2! Kena la plak samak. Aku pon ikat le baju kurung ku, takut la plak kena car seat. Satu keje plak nanti.

Sampai umah, aku bungkus baju tu letak dlm toilet. Tp si Tasya main plak plastic tu, terpaksa la letak tpt lain. I totally forgot about the baju yesterday. However, I did told Baby about it mase lunchtime. She laugh out loud. Keji! ‘Along, u kena samak gak tak?’ Keji punye soklan. Tak de kena mengena tpt lain. Baju aje! Tp tibe2 dia teringat. ‘Alamak long, I masukkan baju tu dlm washing machine. I igt u saje sepah2′. Ya Allah! Habihla mcm tu.

Mmg nak jadik citerla, member yg tumpang umah aku masuk skali baju dia and on the washing machine. So, smalam, dr kul 8pm sampai kul 12am, we all dok menyamak baju2 dan juga washing machine. Dasar hanjeng! Penat tau!

Sib baik la ade pasir. Kalau tak, mane nak carik? Esok aku kena p tpt same lagi, nanti kau anjing. Aku sembelih kang! Kawan aku lak menakutkan aku. ‘Pegi jumpe doc la. Takut kena anjing gila’ Selisih! Perlu ke aku pegi klinik? Tak de la kesan luka ke ape.

Begitulah cerita aku diterkam anjing.

Padan muka! Padan muka! Padan muka! Padan muka! I wished I cud just run to some of the players and shout it out loud. Idiots! Yes, I support MU, but I dun support the idea of putting f**king Scholes in CM. No! I dun!

I dun support players like Rio, who asked for mega bucks contract but play like a school boy and gave away the ball many, many times. What’s up? Are u still sleeping? You’re lapsed are just unforgiveable. Did I heard u saying no more dropping points? Oh, no, I think it was some idiots who says that.

I dun support players who’s not a fighter. If passing is the only thing you can find in that person, I won’t considered him in the first eleven. How many times does Fergie need to access the squad? How many times does it have to be for Fergie to realize in high tempo game, we need a fighter not a softie in CM? Not just a guy who can tilt around to see who he can pass the ball to. Not just a guy who passes then when he gave away the ball, jogged, instead of trying to win the ball back. Not just a guy who slow down the game as if as there’s no urgency to go forward when the score tells otherwise. Moron! A lot has been said about rejuvenating Scholesy back from injury. Yeah, only for slow game. Not high tempo. He’s not there.

The fans have made it clear that Hargreaves and Anderson shud start alongside in every game. Scholes & Carrick can just come in later. That’s it. I was surprised to see Nani was taken off instead of Scholes. He did nothing, perhaps in the dying second to assist Carrick’s goal. That’s it!

Rotation is good. But this doesn’t bring us to positive result. This is humiliating! This is disasterous! Why can’t we bring in Simpson instead of O’Shea? Was it becoz of the height? Hello, isn’t Evra short? Between Simpson and O’Shea who’s faster? It’s high tempo game remember? High tempo!

Even Giggsy is faster than O’Shea when he switched to left back. Damn! The shortage of strikers were the other factor. We shud’ve got someone legitamate to play for us for the remainder of the seasons. Again, Fergie doesn’t seems to bother about that. He keeps buying midfielders but keep starting Scholes. Shite!

For now I say, padan muke korang! Padan muke! You can blamed the International friendlies. But you can’t deny for the fact that some players are simply idiots! Shame on you guys!

.. to change my football fantasy players. Yep, I joined the fantasy football thingy. I forgot, both Evra & Gab were not available this weekend due to suspension and injury. Damn! There goes my point! Tak pe la.

Not as bad as looking for tiket nak balik KL. I think mmg ade sindiket penipuan la. Few weeks b4 CNY, lil’ sis’ friend checked out bus tix, tp kate org tu tak jual lagi. In fact a week b4 pon dia kate tak jual lagi tiket. Skali last Wednesday abih plak. Tak ke pembohong namanya tu? Dasyat! They even asked us to come early today so we cud buy a tix to KL. Mcm mane plak ade tiket tibe2 kan? Ni mmg confirm la bas tambahan. And worst, the price go sky high. Sabo aje la.

So, here I am in Senai airport waiting for the flight. Delayed plak. Tak pe la. There’s LCD tv showing Obama’s debate. Nak denga tp ramai la plak org duduk depan tv tu. Few celebrities pon ade jugak yg sokong Obama ni.

Ok enuff about non-Malaysian politics. *When did I start talking about politics?* What’s up JB? I went out wit Mom everyday. On Thursday, Mom wanted to go to Kotaraya - the used to be ‘talk-of-the-town’ place. Dreadful sgt skang ni. Tah hape aje ade pon. Tp sbb Mom nak p jugak, ikutkan aje la. Lepas tu, pegi Carrefour plak.

On Friday, we went to Tebrau City. Bley tahan ramai la orang. The best part, ade lagi CNY sales. Managed to grab a white shirt for myself and 2 pants for Dad. I dun usually wear white to office. Knowing how clumsy I am when I am dressed in white. Nanti ade aje la kuah la terkena. Bile pakai baju kaler lain tak plak. Badi ape tah. The white shirt is for the bachelorette party next week. Terpaksa la grab 1.

On Saturday, we went to Pasar Larkin. Mom’s idea. Makcik2 ni kan. Suke jalan2 kat pasar Larkin. Tak de ape pon yg menarik. Mahal ade la! Tp mak aku nak jugak pegi. Ikut je la. Kalau ikut aku dok umah main game lagi best. Tp sian la plak dia. Semenjak jaga anak Angah, tak de pon dia kuar berjalan2. Harap adik aku bawak dia jalan, tah tahun berapa agaknye. So, since sekali sekala balik tu, bawak je la dia jalan.

I wanted to eat pisang goreng so I went to 1 of the stalls. ‘Kak, singgit baper?’ I asked. ‘Singgit 3 dik’. ‘Huh?, singgit 3? Pokok pisang abih kena tebang plak?’ I sarcastically asked her. Dia sengih jek. Giler melampau la pisang goreng 3 singgit. Depan umah aku jual 6 singgit. Mahal la kat pasar Larkin tu.

Just opposite the pasar Larkin, ade 1 tpt makan2 and small shopping place yg baru. We went there just to check out. Tell u what, I am impressed with the food. The ‘food court’ is called ‘Selera Johor’ where all Johore delicacies are sold here. Damn! Sedap! There’s Kacang Pool, Mee Rebus Stulang, Laksa Johor, Mee Bandung, Soto, bla..bla.bla.. Idup Johor! Yum! Hehehe..

Jemputlah makan beramai2. Best woo.  Hehehe.. That’s how I spent my time here in JB. Jalan2 and makan2. Arghh.. delay lagi flight ni. Dari kul 12 to kul 1 to kul 2. Aiyooo..

Tonight MU will marked its 50th year of Munich disaster @ Old Trafford. They had new kit similiar to the one wore during Busby Babes era. Sungguh retro. I dun think the kit is on sale. Meen text me to inform of MU t-shirt sales last 2 nite. Pastu jersey for boys for sales. Damn! Sib baik aku tak duduk UK. Ade jugak bankrupt!

Anyway, hopefully MU will win tonite and close the gap. We lost points againts Spurs last week. It was horrible! Hopefully we’ll do better tonite, even without Evra and Rooney who were suspended. Come on MU!

Menjawap tag Zarina, Dodent & K.Ateen. 1 shot.

The Rules: 1. Link to your tagger and post these rules.

2. List eight (8) random facts about yourself.

3. Tag eight people at the end of this post and list their names.

4. Let them know they’ve been tagged by leaving them a comment on their blogs. List eight (8) random facts about myself:

1) I love MU. Tu mmg facts. Bukan fantasy. Tp reality. Huhuhu.

2) I can dance. Hehehehe. Terror sangat tu tak la. Boleh la. Betol. Tak tifu.

3) I hate or rather errr.. afraid of lightning.

4) I hate kids. Lagi2 yg nangis guling2 ke.. Aiyoo.. please take them away from me!

5) Both my little fingers (left and right) senget. Did you noticed?

6) Suke minum teh o & coke.

7) Suke kucing

Suke amik gambo tp tak suke bergambo. Mcm ade aje tak kena kalau dlm gamba. So, dun ask me pix. Tgk live suda la. Hehehe

Next 8 people that I will tag are :

Sumer org dah buat tag ni rasenye.. Kalau da buat abaikan la.. Hmm..

1) K.Spena

2) K.Ryzah

3) Sara

4) Inaleem

5) K.Idlan

Yg lain sape2 nak buat silekan.. Enjoy la lagu bawah ni.

MJ rock my world! Lalalala…

Lo nuestro se acabó y te arrepentiras
De haberle puesto fin a un año de amor.

Si ahora tu te vas pronto descubriras
Que los dias son eternos y vacios sin mi.

Y de noche , y de noche por no sentirte solo,
Recordaras nuestros dias felices,
Recordaras el sabor de mis besos.

Y entenderas en un sólo momento
Que significa un año de amor.
Que significa un año de amor.

Te has parado a pensar lo que sucedera
Todo lo que perdemos y lo que sufriras.

Si ahora tu te vas no recuperaras
los momentos felices que te hice vivir.

Y de noche , y de noche por no sentirte solo,
Recordaras nuestros dias felices,
Recordaras el sabor de mis besos.

Y entenderas en un sólo momento
Que significa un año de amor.
Y entenderas en un sólo momento
Que significa un año de amor