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How time flies. Here’s to another year. Cheers! Sape2 tak bagi hadiah lagi baik bagi. *Evil laugh*.

Hey, I have few things to type in - MU, birthday bash(es) and to answer Zara’s tag. One buy one ok?

Me and my cousins talked about the recent public holiday declared for WP KL. Then we started talking about how these devotees celebrate it. Have u witnessed the process like how some of them use their knees to climb up the Batu Caves’ temple? How about walking on a broken glasses? Or perhaps the people carrying Kavadi? Me? Dlm tv ade la. But once, I remembered, I was driving from Bangi towards KL when I saw few devotees walking bare footed. I was like
‘Ape they all wat tu?‘ I mean, why on earth are they walking under the hot sun without any shoes or thong? *selipar jepun ye not the other thong*

I was puzzled until a colleague of mine told that it was their ritual to vanish the sins. Those people actually walk all the way to Batu Caves. Barefooted! Respect I tell u. Can u do it? Me? Hell, I can’t. So from the sin thingy we started to talk about the wrong doings we did. Damn! Byk yo! One of them is mencurik. Has anyone of u never done this b4? Respect la tak penah mencuri. Ok I owned up. I did!

Cousins aku jugak la brought up about the ‘event’. Klako pon ade. What are the things I have stolen? Let me list out

1) Gula2
2) Ice cream
3) Mercun
4) Asam
5) Pen & pensel
6) Kaya
7) Duit
Masa hehehe.. ponteng! Tak pegi prep!

Errrr.. I think ade lagi kot… Kena recall lagi. Isk, bukan la bangga ke ape, tp tu la zaman budak yg jahil lagi belum baligh, ade2 aje mende nak buat. Tp aku ni bukanla terror sgt mencurik. Yg menjadikkan aku terror mencurik sepupu2 aku yg syaitan nirrajim lah! No, am not saying am the angel. Tp pabila berkumpulan gitu, aku jadik berani
plak. Berduet ke. Kalau solo mcm tak ngam la nak mencurik. Nak share citer mencurik ngan sape? Kalau ramai2 mcm sonok! Sumer bley tunjuk masing2 punye terror. Hahahaha..

Kes gula2
- Kat kg aku. We all selalu la pegi satu kedai amoi ni. I was in standard 4. We were in 1 group, all boys except for me and my sister. Arwah Mak Lang soh beli kelapa. Yg disuruh sorang tp sumer pakat beramai2 berjalan pegi kedai. Sepupu aku kate, amoi tu cantek. Aku tgk biase jek. Bute ape tah sepupu aku tuh. Tp amoi tu plak suke berbual mesra ngan aku. Tny mcm2. Dah makan ke, dah minum ke, mak buat ape. Jadik aku la yg kena jadik tukang mengalihkan konsentrasinye. Yg tukang ngambik gula2 they all la. Tah mane tah p Amoi tu skang. Last aku jumpe dia mase aku darjah 6 la. B4 pegi ke desa Tun. I got the feeling that she actually know. Berdosa.. berdosa..

Kes Ice cream
- Ni sekali jek seigt aku. Bukan kedai yg sama. Kedai mamak. Mamak tu kedekut orgnye. Mostly bebudak skolah agama menyampah la ngan dia. Tp menyampah2 sumer pakat pegi kedai dia. Satu ari, we all pegi kedai dia. Ramai gile budak2. Pastu tah hape angin mamak tu dia kalut sane sini. Tidak memberi perhatian, maka dgn itu secepat kilat, budak sorang ni, cekup 3 ice cream cornetto masuk poket. Ade la satu tak muat poket, dia selamba jek bagi kat aku. ‘Makan la aku banje’ dia ckp. Aku pon amik makan. Aku mane la ade duit byk mase tu. Ice cream connetto kan sedap. Kire in la mase tu. Keji betol! Dah la balik skolah agama darjah 3.

Kes Mercun
- Ini aku tak igt ape terjadi. Aku tau dah ade 3 kotak besar. We all sorok from ibu2 dan bapa2 dan arwah nenek. Dia bising sbb we all dok main mercun mcm main perang2. Siap pakai mercun baling2 ala2 bom gitu. Sib baik tak terbakar umah nenek ku. Al kisah we all menyampah dgn jiran nenek. Eh bukan jiran, budak bujang negeri mane tah sewa kat umah jiran aku. Tiap2 malam nyanyi lagu rock kapak. Mmg la mase tu in gile lagu rock kapak. Tp denga they all
nyanyi mcm denga katak memanggil ujan. Lepas tu keje kacau anak dara org yg lalu. So wat we did was, we put the mercun inside coke bottle. Yg botol kaca tu tau. We all sumbat botol tu kat pagar dan halakan kat umah they all. Lepas tu ape lagi bertempiar la they all lari sbb kena mercun. Sorang mamat tu kunun hero la nak marah we all. Skali nenek aku kuar, lari. Hek eleh! Takut dgn nenek aku! Bile nenek aku tny, sepupu aku kate dia nampak mercun terbang dr atas. Auta giler!

Kes Asam
- Ni masa raye ni. Mak aku siap belikan beg kecik nak letak duit raye utk aku adik beradik. Memula we all pegi beramai2. Tp lepas tu berpecah. Aku pegi ngan kakak sepupu aku. Umah org tu besar gile. Kate sepupu aku dia cikgu. Mcm2 hidangan ade. Asam dia pelbagai jenis. Dia plak mase tu ade tetamu lain. So dia suruh we all layan diri. Maka, sumer asam itu telah masuk kedalam beg kecik aku sebelum we all meminta diri. Raye2 pon bley mencurik!

Kes Pen/Pensel
- Ini sebenarnye bermula dgn meminjam. Lepas tu buat macam reta sendirik. Bukan tak igt org punye tp tu la, nak jugak simpan. Kalau aweks punye ke, bf ke, laki ke, bini ke, mungkin la mereka tidak kesah. Tp pen dan pensel itu tidak ade kena mengena dgn org2 diatas. Bermaksud tidak boleh la kata ‘Wats urs is mine‘ Tak de kena mengena maaa… curi la tuh!

Kes Kaya
- Ni bukan kaya as in wealth tau. Ni kaya.. Kaya toast. Ala yg ko makan ngan roti tu. Ni mase aku mule2 blaja pose. I think 4 tahun. Mak aku kan strict, so dia mmg make sure aku pose jugak. Tp nama pon budak2. Tiap 1/2 jam bukak fridge. Tgk ape dlm tu. Padahal tau dah ape. Tp nak jugak tgk. Mase tu aku rase dah pukul 3 gitu. Aku tgk kaya dlm tin tu sedapnye.. slurppp… aku pon amik la sket masuk dlm mulut. yum..yum.. Pastu mak aku tny, curik makan ye? Eh mane ade
aku ckp sambil jalan dgn ria. Curik lagi….isk..isk…

Kes duit
- Ni jarang sgt. Selalunye bukan curik mcm pencopet tu. Aku jumpe duit dlm umah. Kire tu duit mak aku tak pon bapak aku la. Ustaz kate tunggu 3 jumaat. Tp kalau tunggu 3 Jumaat lepas tu dah hilang kan ke rugi mcm tu. *Teori bingai* Jadik aku pon masukkan ke dalam kocek. Bile mak aku tny or bapak aku tny, aku ckp tatau. Tp jarang la aku jumpe duit. Paling besar pon RM5. Tp tu kira mewah dulu tuh! Tabiat itu semakin hilang selepas masuk desa Tun. Dah tak dok umah,
mcm mane nak jumpe duit kat umah! Eh tp pelik la.. kenapa aku tak penah jumpe duit kat skolah ek? Org lain dah jumpe dulu kot..

Kes Masa
- Hmmm… dah kalau tak pegi prep, tido lagi plak tu, bangun lambat tak pegi senaman pagi, ponteng class, tu mencuri masa namanya tu! Hahaha… Oh man, I did this loads! Lagi2 mase aku semakin menjadik senior. Band kire aku tepati mase la. Yg lain, hampas! Isk… byk dosa aku! Keje pon kadang2 multitask. Berdosa.. berdosa..

So mcm mane? Penah mencurik? Syukur la kalau tak penah. Teruskan usaha. Yg penah atau masih lagi mencurik, kurang2kan la. Especially bab mase. Isk..isk.. Elok lupuskan terus tabiat anda. Saya akan mencuba tidak mencurik masa.. Errr… I’ll try.

I was pissed off with the way we play today. I dunno wats with them but everything seems not working. Hargreaves and Carrick were in CM and God knows how much I hate to watch em. Other than the curling freekick, Hargreaves looked like someone who lost his way.

Carrick? He got himself a lil bit of running forward then just loose the ball. Gr8! What a way to impress the England boss. Yes, Fabio Capello was @ Madjeski Stadium. I dunno who’s his eyeing though. Remember last post? I thot Carrick played well due to Capello’s present. Boy, how wrong I am. Nah, it wasn’t Capello. It was NU. Coz there u go, Carrick just didn’t have the consistency.

The commentator mentioned how ’stranged’ the MU CM partnership were. It was not strange. It was dull. No creativity or whatsoever. Ronaldo was quick to give a shot as he tested the opponent keeper in the early minute. Oh, did I mentioned that Giggsy was on the bench? Yeah, Park came in.

We tried and tried and Reading was difficult to break. There are times when we had couple of breaks but we failed to capitalized. Reading played as if as they were going for the gold medal. Twice unlucky, first Kitson was unable to score as Vida made an excellent blocked, second, Kitson again punting from a long range shot as VDS left the goal only to be denied by excellent header intervention by Rio. To be honest, our defends were made to sweat today.

But hey, there are still time for Rio to go up and join the attack. I dunno how he managed to sneaked in but if I were Carrick or Hargreaves, I’ll be embarrased. How can a defender run forward leaving them behind? Hey, u guys supposed to drive the game remember?

The first half end with the score even - 0 - 0. Giggsy was introduced in place of Park in the 2nd half. And he did made an impact when he almost scored in 2 occasions. Later, Madjeski Stadium saw a typical Giggsy run but was denied by the opponent player. Ronaldo again was frustrated with himself as he failed to convert couple chances.

The goal finally came when Tevez recieved the ball and passed it to the advancing Rooney who expertly nudged the ball with his outer foot to beat the keeper. The visiting fans were jumping up their seats, so was Fergie.

The goal didn’t bothered Reading as they keep coming back for an equalizer. They almost got it as Fletcher failed to block a thru ball, but the shot was off target. The home fans hold their heads and the visiting fans sighed in relief. Fergie looked furious though as he shouted orders to the players.

Then come a moment when Vida cleared a ball from a corner and Fletcher cleared it to Ronaldo who was running alongside Rooney. They both breakaway and as the opponent defender tried to stop them, Ronaldo keep it simple and scored the 2nd. Game over!

It was frustrating at times, but it was an entertaining match. Madjeski is not an easy place to go. But getting 2 important goals mean we’re staying on top. Next will be Portsmouth. Man, again, this team had denied MU a victory last time. Perhaps we’ll have better luck? Come on MU. Keep scoring more goals and win!

p/s: the team will fly to one of the UAE country I think, for an exhibition match. Be safe guys!

Aiyoo.. I like this song to be honest. Korek2 jumpe kat youtube. Tp bile tgk bebetol, aiyoo.. takut siol. Kalau malam2 denga ni ade tak bley tido..

Dun tell me I didn’t warned u!

Seriously, I thot it was one of those days, when we had huge amount of possessions and corners but none goes at the back of the net. The theory was supported with Rooney failed to capitalized in 4,5 occassions. At some point, I thot he shud just pass the ball instead of shooting. But hey, you can’t blamed the guy. Shay Given was equalled to the task and many, many times, he single handedly frustrates Rooney.

Again, Fabio Capello came to MU match, this time around it was @ OT to watch few other England ‘perspectives’. He has to do his homework remember? Newcastle visited Old Trafford, managerless, after Big Sam was sacked earlier. They also missed couple of players to the African Nation Cup. With all the problems they had, they still managed to hold the Champions at half time.

Though there are debateable scenes involving Styles and his compatriot linesmen, the score remain 0-0 at half time. Ronaldo fell off in the penalty box with minimum contact. With the home crowd shouting for penalty, Rob Styles signalled to play on. Replay however, suggested that Ronaldo was held by the opponent defender. Then came another moment, when former MU player shrugged off Giggsy in the penalty box. This time, it was so obvious and Styles were few yards away from the incident. Again, he waived, play on. And Owen had a goal disallowed after the linesmen wrongly flagged him offside.

The 2nd half started and MU pressed earlier on. Styles spotted a fouled on Ronaldo and awarded a freekick. It was either Giggsy or Ronaldo to take it but the wall seems to prepare to blocked Ronaldo’s freekick. They did. They jumped up but instead of the usual thunderous kick, Ronaldo opt for low powerful shots and the ball slipped thru Given’s glove and there goes the 1st goal.

Old Trafford sighed in relief. We had couple of shots but Given was there again to defend his goal. But it was his awful clearance that lead to the 2nd goal. Giggsy ran from his own half and recieved a thru ball from Carrick. He passed to the advancing Rooney but was hacked by the opponent defender. The ball bounced and Given clears as the advancing Giggsy tried to win back the ball. Unforetunately, the clearance hit his own defender and the ball rolled over to Giggsy. Calmly, he turned away from his marker and slipped the ball to Tevez who made no mistake to fire goal no 2.

And yes, he celebrated wit d dummy in his mouth again! :)  Evra was the first to go off as Danny Simpson was introduced. O’Shea had to switch to the left back as Danny took over the right back slot. He immediately made an instant impact and almost scored. Not once but twice.

Giggsy and Anderson made way for Fletcher and Nani. At this time, Ronaldo had scored another goal. Carrick managed to outplay Smith and pass the ball to Rooney who in turn pass it to the advancing Tevez. Tevez then put a pinpoint pass to Ronaldo who stopped the ball brilliantly and put the ball at the back of the net.

Before the 3rd goal, Newcastle almost got themselves back in the game with N’gzobia managed to make a space to himself and curled the ball towards VDS goal. The big guy managed to stopped it from going in. Rio was next in the scoresheet as he recieved a perfectly weighted pass from Rooney and volleyed it pass Given. Just perfect!

There are still time for goal no 5. Ronaldo with his 3rd and first hatrick for MU. He expertly controlled the ball and scored. It got a lil’ bit of deflection on the way but hey, who cares? Tevez completed the route with a questionable goal. It was Ole-like goal. Was it over the line or just on the line? The linesmen gave the goal though and Old Trafford was bangin’.

It was one of those days I guess. Even Carrick play the game of his life. Or perhaps the existance of Fabio Capello made him worked harder? If that’s the case, please Mr Fabio, come to every MU match. Please?

We’re on top of the table now. Next will be Reading. And this is not gonna be easy. Remember they hold us @ OT on the first day? Let’s stamp our authority on top of the league. Keep winning and score more goals. Come on MU!

I was so furious this morning. So furious that I hope I cud rewind the whole damn thing and perhaps just kill that bastard! Some people deserved to get hit and run. I think those people yg kena hit and run ni mmg jenis yg tak reti bahasa. Tak reti nak perlahankan their vehicle. Pk diri sendirik jek nak senang.

I dun care how people think about it, but I really hate bikers more than any other human beings in this planet. They are bloody arrogant and keji! Perhaps in other part of world, bikers are one well behave person. But here, u dun find ‘em. Hardly!

I was on the way to the office. Yes, I am back. I am supposed to go to another client, but there are some minor setbacks. So, boss ordered me to go back to the office. I am happy to be back to the office though. Nearer to my pad.

As usual, Jln @mp@ng has never been quiet. If it’s late @ nite, u’ll find mat rempits showcasing their so-called ‘talent’ which doesn’t impressed me at all or ppl working on the road be it membetulkan jalanraya or even korek lubang. Well, dat if it’s @ nite.

Di siang hari plak, byk keta sbb org nak p keje, sbb budak skolah, etc. I have to make a turn to the right as my office bebetol ditepi jalan. There’s big yellow box right in front of it. As usual, right after the J3|@t3k traffic, I signalled to the right. Ye la, I dun want to cause frustration to anybody driving behind me, knowing I may need to wait for quite sometimes b4 someone gave way to me.

I stopped @ the yellow box and gave a high beam to opposite cars, bikes from the other side so they wud slow down and gave way to me. I usually do dat. In fact, if other cars from the other direction did the same, I wud gave way. Hello, it’s just me. Berhenti sekejap and give way. My car won’t choked me!

Selalu every other vehicles wud do so. Tp not this bastard. Who is a true f**ing bastard. Now that I am writing this, I really feel I shud just kill him. Keji! A small kind kancil slow down and beam to me, to give way, but this keji biker, who all the way dari jauh laju mcm bapak dia punye jalan, gave a signal siap tunjuk suruh berhenti. Makin dekat makin laju! Babi!

I gave him a look and shouted at him. All the cars behind me saw what he did, and saw my reaction. Keji! I shud just drive my car and let him die on the street. Padan muke! Anak sape la keji gile ni. Mmg keji! Makan babi kot sebab tu bodoh! So ignorant!

Sbb marah sgt, I forgot to take a look at the bike’s plate no and the make. I think from now on, I shud post here the plate no yg tak reti bawak keta, yg bawak ikut suke ati dia, think they bloody own the road. Keji la! I shud! I will do it from now on.

I hope u die with ur bike torn to pieces! Moron! Eeeeee….

Dah byk kali aku encountered incidents dgn bikers bodoh ni. Bikers jugak la yg torn my front bumper lepas tu kate dia punye motor lagi mahal dr keta aku. Bikers jugakla mase bulan pose aritu, siap dgn anak dia kat blakang lagi, kuar jek from simpang without any signal, ade la few cms from my car. Dia bley buat muke bile aku horn. Terus aku jerit ‘kalau nak mati, baring aje tengah jalan, biar sumer org langgar. Tak payah kuar from simpang bodoh!’

Yes, dat was in bulan pose and am not supposed to swear. But, hell, there’s still ppl called ’syaitan’ left at that time. He’s 1 of them I think. Ini bukan bola sepak, where u can run and hit the opponent. No, this is bloody road bongok! Enuff abt these morons!

Anyway, MU will meet Newcastle this weekend. Keep winning and keep scoring more goals. Come on MU!

Damn! Ade lagu ni dlm Youtube? Super lah! Hidup Rock Kapak! Ni mase aku mude-st ni.. hehehehe.. Mari kite sama2 menyanyi.

p/s:byk yo rock kapak’s songs. best2!

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This week the EPL will take a break and FA Cup round 3 matches will take place. Better than Euro qualifying! MU will play againts Aston Villa. Funny though, coz almost every year MU drew with another EPL team.

Anyhow, we won 1 nil againts Birmingham. Lucky? I think we’re more unfortunate then lucky. If not for the post, Mike Taylor will be the saviour. Ronaldo, Tevez, and even the return-to-action Park wasn’t able to find the net. We had our moments of genius. But it all meant nothing as we can’t find the net.

Park was lively and make couple of energetic runs. He may not be the tallest guy, but he managed to get couple of off target headers. Not bad isn’t it? Most players will looked rusty, but this guy show no signs of ‘lack of fitness’ or whatsoever.

Unlike la sorang tu. Which I dun think worth mentioning here. So boring! So nothing! The commentator even mentioned that his former club is willing to take him back. Gr8! Go.. go take him back. I dun mind!

Hargreaves too, I think shud asked for advice from Park. He must’ve had ginseng or something to boost his energy and quick recovery. I mean ‘complete’ quick recovery. Tak de la 1 game ok, the next game sakit itu, sakit ini. You seems older than Giggsy man!

Some fans mentioned that the back 4 did not have much faith in the keeper. Yeah, it wasn’t VDS but I thot he did a couple of decent jobs. Cume Rio and Vida doesn’t seems to be ‘functioning’ well. Vida loves to pass the ball back to the keeper or slow down the game. Rio pon same. Allowing the opponent player to close him down. Kalau pantas tak pe. Tu la byk lagi party!

Tevez will not be included in the FA game after suffering a bad tackle. Rooney however, have been pen to start on that game. Perhaps alongside Saha. Hopefully we’ll win.

I know some of the fans half heartedly felt that the FA Cup is not a priority. They compared the CL winners like Liv, AC all won the CL but nothing else. Hehehehe. Dream on! We’re not AC! And of course not from the other Red. No! We’re MU! We’ve been there done that in 1999. Dun tell me we can’t repeat it!

Keep winning guys. Keep winning and score more goals! Come on MU!

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I have no idea that am HOT hahahahaha…

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I: loves to laugh and smile

J: is really sweet

K: crazy

L: very good kisser

M: Makes dating fun

N: loves to laugh and smile

O: has one of the best personalities ever

P: popular with all types of people

Q: a hypocrite

R: is good in bed

S: makes people laugh

T: smile to die for

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