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No, the original picture was slightly pale for pix 1 and bercahaya for pix 2. Experimenting with Lr. Quite easy to use. Pix 1 become more lively and Pix 2 become mysteriously spooky.. hehehe..

I am down with stomach bug. Well, actually I dun really know whether it is a stomach bug or the ol indigestion trouble I suffered right now. With piles of tasks plus piles of drum performances, I had to endured some torrid time at anytime the problem strike.

A colleague was down with food poisoning few days ago, is now back in the office. She complained, the food @ 1 of the stall @ our place is the culprit. I told her I have no problem eating food from that stalls. But we never know. Bad timing for her perhaps.

“Did u eat anything from the stall?”. “I can’t recall really. But I didn’t eat much these few days” I replied. “So what do u plan to eat today” She asked. “Just grab some bread and stuffs” I told her.  Just b4 I go off from the room, she gave me another question “Your stomach got ‘vin’?” I looked at her with my eyes open wide “Huh?” “‘Vin, did u have it in ur stomach” she repeated.

My head spinned for any word which is almost similiar to ‘vin’. Dlm ati, ade nama bacteria yg aku tatau kot. Tibe2, terasa mcm tau ape dia ckp “Wind?, you mean gas rite” She nodded. “Yeah, I did felt a lil bit gassy” I explained.

There you go. Do you have wind in ur tummy?

Helo WORLD.. hehehe

Ini bukan bersawang lagi ni.. Ni kire pokok2 renek sumer boleh tumbuh dengan jayanye. Ini la akan terjadik sekirenye tidak membersihkan halaman rumah anda. Errr.. kalau duduk kondo mane ade halaman ek… tp ade balcony. Kalau tanam pokok pehtu tak trim mau menjalar ke umah jiran tetangga. Hehe..

Da mula da aku merepek. Dah berbulan tak update blog. Bukan tak mo update. Bile nak type jek, ade jek mende kena buat. Kalau nak list kan perkara2 yg sudah dibuat byk gak la. Tp byk jugak perkara2 yg belom dibuat seperti membayar bil tepon. Eh, terlupa btol! Selain drpd itu, kewujudan FB & Twitter telah mendivert interest blogging aku. Btol tak tipu!

Dah bulan June da. Cepat btol mase berlalu. Ape azam korang ek? Dah berjawa eh, berjaya ke lom memenuhi azam anda? *Jawa2 jgn maen2*. I dun have specific azam instead of nak kaya. Yg laen2, semoga tahun ni lebih baek drpd tahun laen. Tahun ni x bley kire ngan jari kaki dan tgn, aku tak sihat. Asik migrain manjang. Panas ya rabbi! Ye la aku tau, ni mesti ade kate, panas neraka lagi tak terkata. Tak pon, byk dosa. Aiyoo.. Ketaq lutut!

Tahun ni jugak, aku wat project different team from yg usual. Mencabar keimanan sungguh! Tahun ni jugak, mcm2 drum performance ade. Alhamdullilah. Though I have to passed Shanghai performance. Ade jugak la hikmahnye mungkin. Ade Korea and another China show coming. Tp kenapa dibulan Ramadhan Al-Mubarak dan lepas raya? Ikh.. ikh..

Speaking of drum performance, 1st time dlm idup aku, mase nak tgg perform, aku tido. Abih tu kate pukul 9pm, skali pukul 11 lebih baru perform. Udah la aku baru balik amek gamba org kawen. Penat siot! Paling best, it was a dance club. Can u imagine I slept with the sound of loud voice from the speakers? Aku sendiri terkejut dgn keupayaan tidur ku. Isk.

Tahun ni jugak, sahabat2 karib dr kolej ramai yg naek pelamin. Kirenye kawen la. Bukan naek pelamin amek gamba atau menjadik tukang kipas. Tu pon naek pelamin jugak. Hehehe.. Seronok jugak dpt makan pree. Hehehe. More weddings coming in July and Dec. *not mine!*

Tahun ni jugak, MU buat hatrik menang EPL & menyamakan rekod 18th silverware by Liv. Suka suka! Tp malangnye, MU tewas plak pada Barca mase UCL final. Tak pe la. Coba lagi! Ronaldo bukan gigi pula akhirnye pergi ke RM. Pergila bro. Sumer org kate MU akan struggle next season without him. We’ve struggled this season too. Only God knows what’s gonna happened next. Hoping for more silverwares!

Tahun ni jugak, aku blaja Forex. Ok gak la mende ni nak buat tambah2 duit. Tp aku ni lembab sket. Mane nak buat projnye, mane nak p pektis drumnye, performnye, kemas umahnye. *alasan belaka* So kirenye keuntungan tu idak le berlipat kali kertas.. nervous jek bile tgk -ve. Byk lg perlu belaja. Pelan2 kayuh!

Ok la demikian update untuk kali ni. Sape2 nak maen drum tu msg me. Drumline tau bukan tong drum. Adios!

Penatnye weekend ni. Kalah penat keje. But it was all worth it. Especially on Saturday. Well, actually it started on Fridae nite. Lepas keje, balik umah dulu. Pastu lepas Maghrib terus zoom out to Angah Tipah’s house @ Selayang. Igtkan dah reda la all the jam ke ape. Sangkaan ku meleset sama skali kerana berderet2 keta eksiden campo rosak b4 dpt masuk susur Jln Kuching. Kat Jln Kuching plak, slow jek. Nothing happened, tp sumer pelan jek. Sampai lg 20 minit open house abih. Hehehe. Actually, utk ahli keluarga tak abih lagi.

Tanpa segan silu, after salam2 ngan sedara mara, aku ngadap nasik impit n kuah kacang. No more rendang please. Daging ke ayam ke, x mo wat mase ni. Stayed there sampai 11pm b4 heading back home. Dah janji ngan Tasya tak balik lambat. Kang monyok jek muke. Sian jugak bebenornye. Sampai umah, dia ajak main. Terlompat sana, lompat sini. But I was damn tired nak melayan terus pengsan. Bangun awal nak anto keta p service, skali berderet2 keta. Kensel. Sbb tak mo la lama sgt, I gave my word to Ina to be back up photog. So I planned to be in Sepang by 1.30pm at least.

Terpaksa jugak menolak jemputan Open House Srikandi. They asked me to shoot gambo2 they all. Tp apekan daya. Gombak & Sepang tidak ditakdirkan bersebelahan ngan umah aku. Hehehehe. Kalau tak, dua2 event aku amik gambo. :p Kuar dlm kul 12.30pm. B4 dat rase mcm pening2 jek. Biasa la. Time2 mcm ni mula nak demam bagai. Kecoh dlm radio inform pasal horrible traffic condition @ MRR2. So, aku pon masuk la kampung pandan. Igtkan nak jln terus kat Sg Besi tu, mak aii, jam jugak. Masuk Serdang plak. Mmg adventure la aku nak p umah Ina. Tak penah2 mcm ni. Skali nak sampai umah Ina, aku nampak keta pelan2 berderet2 nak masuk susur umah dia. Mula2 aku nak speed potong jek sumer, skali bile di amati, nampak keta si YB. Lerr, aku blakang keta rombongan rupenye. Sib baik aku tak horn soh ke tepi. Hahahahaha. 

Sampai2, salam makcik. She asked me ‘Kite selalu kena jemput rombongan mari’? Err.. seriously, I have no idea! Tp salu they all dtg jek rasenye. Tak yah la berjemput dt tpt parking ye dak? Hehehe. Igtkan aku la terlambat sampai, rupenye Anum lagi lambat. Hehehe. Sonok jugak dpt kenal ngan photog lain. Dpt jugak berkongsi2 pendapat pasal kamera ke ape ke. K.Wati pon nampak berminat. Go K.Wati go. Che Din pon ade ngan lengkap ngan Canon. 

After makan, I went to find Ina. Tp tak jumpe. Mintak maaf la ek. Terus speed off to Bukit Kiara plak. Dah half way training da they all. Selamba jek aku dtg lambat. Ala.. bukan salu. The pektis mmg best la smalam. I still dunno whether I can really angkat bass drum. So far aku training yg no 1 tu. Yg besor tu la. Aritu train no 3. 2nd kecik. Tu pon pakai training pad. I think I shud train all la. So kalau ade peluang aku main yg kecik2 jek. Hehehe. They all target nak wat demo tape by 15th next month. Scarynye! Nak perform lagi la scary! Lama siol tak buat. Isk..Isk..

B4 balik sempat jumpe Wafa. Dia pon nak p open house. Inaleem text me after 6 gitu abt K.Masi’s wedding. Kelam kabut aku drive balik umah. Otw, I called Baby sister. Soh dia iron baju. Sib baik la mood dia baik. Kalau tak, lagi la kelam kabut gamaknye. Nog called and we decided to meet up @ Ampang Point ard 7.45pm. Mandi bagai tp rambut tak sempat nak set. Hahaha. Bedal je la. Parked my car @ Ampang Point and Nog drove us to the place. It’s near BNM. Tatau pon aku ade dewan JKR kat situ. 1st time la p sane. Sampai2, pengantin pon da nak sampai. Hahaha. Ptg, sampai ngan rombongan meminang, malam sampai plak ngan pengantin. Adoi! 

Inaleem pon baru sampai. We sat together ngan K.Dyna and K.Anna. Batch we all ade 3 org je. Majlis berjalan lancar. Aku tak tahan ngan MC nye. Begitu berbunga2 bahasa. Sempat le shoot few pix. Dlm kul 10 lebih we all pon beredar. Otw back, we talked abt work. Sian kat Nog. Work stuffs membuatkan dia pening pala. *sigh* Sampai umah terus load gambo while waiting for MU match. 1st half mcm bley nak tido la. Lembab gile game. 2nd half baru la menarik. 4-0. Yippie! We’re going up! Yeeehaaa. 

Today patutnye plan p umah Mak Anjang. Tp kensel last minute. Sbb rombongan Cik Kiah bz. Tu ha, cousin aku tu. Ade plak hal. So dpt la rehat. Went to Tesco as early as 8.30am Baby sister tak puas hati. Nape dah ade byk keta. Dia igtkan, we all la yg paling awal. Ape kes la adik aku ni. Mcm la barang kat Tesco tu abih. Tp byk barang naik rega lepas raya ni. X bagus! Then came the sad part, tgh otw nak masukkan barang, I saw something. Tayar encik satria koyak. Not that huge tp koyak la. Wonder when and where it happened :((  Went to ask the guy at the tyre shop nearby my house. Bley tampal tak. X bley sbb kat tepi. Tp dia kate tak de hal. Cume tak tahan lama la. Ade plak paku tercucuk masuk dlm tayar. Cantek plak paku tu. Mcm ade org jek dengki. Dia pon cabut paku tu then tampal tayarnye. I can’t drive jauh2 for now. Not until end of the month. Dah lari bajet sungguh ni! :(( 

Ni ptg ni igtkan nak basuh keta. Tp ade malaun ni basuh keta, lepas tu lap kat situ, lepas tu check engine pon kat situ. Igt nenek ngko punye tpt ke? Org lain pon nak basuh keta la. Basuh pastu lap la kat tpt ko parking. Self centred! Aku pon vacuum je la keta aku. Tak pe la. Ari pon skang ujan jek manjang. Biar la. Tak yah basuh. Tp sian, comot jek keta aku. Tak pe la. Skang mari tgk DOA.

Lama giler tak update kat sini. Nak kate bz mengalahkan P3rdana M3nteri tak la plak. I wrote few times, tp bile dah 1.5 percent ke, 40 percent ke, bley plak x de mood. Tah la. Walaubagaimana pon, mood itu tidak ade kena mengena dengan MU punye performance. Performance they all mmg la hampeh lagi2 bile Scholes ngan Carrick main. The usual suspect la. Antara perkara yg aku nak tulis adalah seperti berikut:

1) Nak wish Selamat Menyambut Ramadhan kat sumer. Aku tau dah masuk hari ke 17 dah. Tp still dalam bulan Ramadhan. Hehe. Kot le ade yang baru nak pose. Yang dah pose dari ari pertama tak tinggal2 lagi, bravo! Yang dah tinggal, especially saudari2, nak wat mcm mane kan. Bukan sengaja! Yang sengaja.. hehehe.. Aku bukan tuhan, pandai2 la korang.. Korang x rase ke pose kali ni mcm cepat jek? Aku rase cepat sungguh. Mcm arini. Dah masuk hari ke 17. Dulu rase tang pose tu mcm adoi.. lamanye.. Ke aku jek rase mcm ni?

2) Setelah sekian lama tak main drum, akhirnye aku main drum balik. Kali ni drum, bukan sebarang drum, aku main bass drum. Tatau la aku larat ke tak angkut mende alah tu. Dah berzaman aku tak angkut mende2 tu sumer. Tp seronok gak. Sape2 nak join meh la. Tutor ajar sejibik2. Baru 2 minggu aku turun pektis. 1st week turun dlm bulan pose ni, pusing2 kepala aku. Lama dah tak berdiri lelama. Nak kate sbb pose, mungkin la kot. Tp kat skolah dulu siap main basketball bagai. Must be the age. *sigh* 

3) Dalam sejarah, bulan Ramadhan ni, aku x pegi param. Param tu singkatan utk pasar ramadhan ye. Bukan encik param. X caya? Ko tny la adik aku. We all berganti2 baton memasak. I know its no big deal to some peeps. Tp aku yg bujang trang tang tang ni, lagi la senang kalau ke param. Tp setelah di pk2, masak je la. Masak la ape pon. Mee goreng ke, cucur ke, janji masak. Skang kat mane2 sumer mahal. Ade member aku beli ikan bakar la ape la. Basi! Kalau murah x pe. Mahal! So, lantak la. Sedap x sedap, sendirik masak, bedal je la. 

4) Kat negara aku skang ni, *eh, negara ku negara korang gak la.. sape2 yang senegara* aku mcm rase x best la. With all the political issues. Bosan super! Yang sorang x abih2 nak jadik PM. Eee.. Yang sorang x sedor diri org tak suke dok gak atas tu. Bosan la. Bosan! X yah la citer pasal ni. Buang air liur.

5) Last Saturday berbuke ngan geng2 skolah. Dr berbuka sampai la kul 3 pagi dok bersembang bagai. Kuar sumer citer. Sonok denga citer Nog p Italy. Tgk, org lain da sampai Italy, aku UK tak sampai2 lagi. Ulu Klang jek sampai. *duh*

6) Keje plak, ade 2 proj plak kena handle. Tight schedule. Sume nak live by early next year. Ape ko igt aku ni robot? Bos besor dok hint2 proj Ind0n. Adoi! X mo la aku dok sane lama2 :(( Siap soh wat functional. Eee.. aku x suke la dok wat paperwork2 ni.

7) I got to know one of my high school senior dok same condo ngan aku. Block jek lain. Kesahnye! U shud see her hubby’s ride.. Perghh!

Ni ape hal MU sengal ni? Letak lagi Carrick kat tgh2. Terhegeh2! Aku rase bebudak futsal geng aku tu pon, mak2 org tu bley lari lagi laju dr dia. Eee.. Ramai kate Liv hebat. In my opinion, Liv hebat tp MU kurang hebat. Kalau dua2 hebat, the result sure lain punye. Bak kate Fergie, defending mcm Conference team. I have to 2nd him on that. The 1st 10 minutes mmg nampak we’ll win la. Skali CMs mcm ape.. Back off. Back off. Main blakang ke ape korang ni? Choy! Malam ni lawan Villareal kalau bingai jugak aku anto email bagi kutukan maha kat korang. Buckle up!

Itu aje update aku utk kali ini.. Sekian!

Yehaaa.. BPL season is finally here. Finally.. Finally! Baru la rase weekend mcm gumbira jek. Boring la x de bola.
Apologize. I haven’t update much after the heart pumping night in Moscow. Not that I worked 24/7. Cume x de citer
bola menarik nak update. Setakat rumours Ronaldo nak p Real jek, x kose nak tulis.

No worries. I’m not in denial. Dah kalau Ronaldo nak sgt pegi, hand in je la transfer request. Abih citer. Punyela
pusing2 dia punye citer. Cube la jadik mcm abg Giggsy. Kewl jek. MU started the new season with many many rumours
surrounding ‘em. Be it pasal Ron, pasal injuries, pasal new addition, etc.

Maklumla. Juara Eropah. Sumer citer org nak tau. Yg nak jual players kat MU pon siap letak rega kaw2 punye. Pasal
injuries tu risau la jugak. Although Neville is back, masalah skang ni tang strikers department tu ha. Putting
Giggsy as an emergency striker won’t resolved the matter. Bukan nak underestimate bro Giggsy, but realitynye
mmg 1/10 la Giggsy score.

However, he did excellently when he was called for the penalty duty. Calm and composed jek bro Giggsy.

Cume now
tang open play ni ha x de real slim shady, I mean goal poacher. Hehehe. I however have faith with the Brazilian
twins. Hebat! Fergie wud have so much faith in them when he included the brothers in the recent curtain raiser
match againts Pompey.

Mmg dia tak main, tp being spotted and given a nod right away from Fergie is something isn’t it? Lagi2 lepas
pre-season frenlies. So x de la nak letak O’Shea kat right back lagi. Silap2 Fergie letak O’Shea jadik strikers.
Hahahaha. Tp mamat ni ratio on goal dia bley tahan jugak la. Cume mcm desperate abih la kalau letak O’Shea
upfront. But you never know! Janji dia score and we win sudah ye dak?

A lot has been said abt who will fill the strikers department. Berbatov la paling glamor. With Henry the former
Arse player and Hunterlaar on the list. Most of the Manutd geng preferred Hunter. Younger but inexperience in
BPL. Berbatov and Henry mmg no hal la. Sbb both dah/mmg main kat BPL pon. So basically x de masalah nak sesuaikan
diri dgn BPL style. Cume kena fit in the team aje la.

Me? I seriously dun bother. Like every other years, my only wish is the striker(s) be able to ship in as many
goals as they can and let MU lift another champions trophy. Simple jek my wish. Becoz of these striking department
punye masalah, most pundits put their money on Chel$ki. Which I dun mind seriously.

I mean, for all the hyped of being European Champions, bagus jugakla the attention now shipped to ‘em. Give them
more pressure to perform. But at the same time, let us do the talking in the pitch. I preferred that way. Hope-
fully will have someone, or more b4 the end of the transfer window which is a day b4 pose.

Come on MU. Keep winning and score more goals!

Lapar… Lambat la plak member aku nak sampai. Arini mmg sungguh tak patut. Ape bley buat. Redha aje la. Pukul 12 lebih gitu aku siap2 kuar opis p GE Mall. Jalan kaki. Dekat jek. Ko jalan lenggang2 pon boleh sampai. Al-kisah, aku terus turun bawah. Aku tatau nak makan ape sebenarnye. No plan. Redah aje la. Sambil tu igt nak singgah pet shop. Nak beli la something utk Tasya. Sian dia kat umah boring sorang2 eh, sekor2.

Skali aku turun pet shop tu tutup plak 4 renovation. Dia ade la bukak temp stores depan CS tp tak de la mainan2 cume food jek. Dah sampai situ aku nampak Delifrance. Ok gak. Lama aku tak makan kat sini. Aku pon duduk la and belek2 menu. Salu ade set lunch tp kali ni aku tgk x menarik. Aku pon bantai je la order ape2. Janji kenyang.

Aku pon dok la goyang2 kaki tunggu order sampai. Tibe2 aku denga something. Ape kemende plak bunyi tu? Aku tgk org2 keje CS kalut2 bawak masuk barang2. At the same time pintu automatically closed. Fire alarm pun bunyi. Aku relax jek. Aku igt ade pencurik ke. Ade org ilang anak ke. Waitress pon anto air kat aku. ‘Slurrppp.. ‘ tgh sedap aku sedut air, tgk2 org kalut2. Tp org keje Delifrance tu relax aje. Tp nape stores lain2 dah start tutup pintu? Aku pon bangun p tpt DIY shop tu. Ye lah. Semacam jek. Baik aku siasat!

Bau asap mula menusuk idung. Aku denga org kate terbakar. Ah sudah! Aku pon pusing balik igt nak duduk la balik kat Delifrance tp ade org suruh kuar. Pikir2 balik watpe la aku nak duduk kat Delifrance tu. Tah hape2. And waitresses kat sane pon siap nak tutup kedai. Aku igt nak naik kuar pintu depan, skali dah tutup jugak. Lift sumer off. Aiyoo.. mane mau pegi ni? Sib baik they all tak tutup lagi tpt parking tu. By this time, tggl baper kerat jek manusia kat level aku tu. The nearest person told us to go off sbb nanti sprinkler tu on abih kite sumer. Bau asap pon makin kuat.

‘Isk tak boleh jadik ni’ aku berkata2 di dlm hati.

Aku pon terus berjogging pass thru car park. Sumer keta kalut2 drive out. Ramai dah org kat luar. Bunyi fire alarm tu makin kuat. There goes my lunch. Aku tatau kat mane sebenarnye. Ade la they all tunjuk2 tp aku tak nampak api pon. Tak pe la. Syukur aku selamat kuar. Aku terus jalan balik opis dgn perut yg lapar. Tak pe la. Ade hikmahnye.

Sampai opis aku denga siren bomba. Mmg confirm terbakar la tu. Perghh! Harap2 nye sumer selamat la. Ni aku call soh opismate aku tapau jek utk aku. Eh, tp tadi aku dah minum la air kat sane. Mcm mane ek? Tak pe la. Esok luse aku p singgah. Nanti aku baya. Harap2 aku igt. Begitu la kesah aku menyelamatkan diri. Next time, korang jgn jadik mcm aku. Denga aje siren, cepat2 lari. Jgn relax2! Selamatkan nyawa anda! Ni bukan fire drill mase kat skolah dolu2.

After bertahun-tahun, I finally got the chance to watch the fight. Well, actually I didn’t planned to watch it. In fact, I knew nuts abt it. I am not an avid fan of this sport. Tak de kena mengena ngan bola. Seriously! But watching the fight reminds me of the time when I was a kid. Mmg budak2 kecik lagi. I dun even know what I was doing there. But the whole family, especially the late Pak Lang screamed his lungs out, punching the air.

I told u I am not an avid fan of this sport. But, zaman dolu2, ko ade ke choice nak tgk channel mane pon? We were watching boxing. Yes, u read it rite. Boxing. Asterok pon tak de. Yg ade RTM jek *sbb aku dok 5abah, lom balik JBee lg mase tu, kalau x ade la tv Spore*. Mak aku kate, mase kecik dolu aku siap duduk depan tv kul 4ptg. Bukan ade rancangan ape pon. Yg kuar kaler2 tu. Tah hape nama mende tu aku pon tatau. Skang kalau ko tgk NTV7 kalau abih siaran ade mende alah tu. Tepat kul 4.30ptg, lagu Negaraku pon berkumandang. Instead of berdiri tegak, mak aku kate, aku lari p dapur carik dia ‘My, tat.. tat..’ *dlm bahasa melayu nye, Mummy, dah start.* hahahaha.. Itu bahasa Jerman mase kekecik dulu. Tiap2 ari aku wat mcm tu. Those were the days. Aku tak ingatla rancangan ape yg ade mase tu. Kartun ape pon aku tatau. Duduk jek depan tv. Warna pon aku rase pudar2 jek mase tu. Takde mega pixel bagai. Kalau u all lahir tahun 90an tak payah la citer. RTM pon tatau agaknye :p

Berbalik kepada citer boxing. Surprisingly, EPSN menayangkan Muhammad Ali vs Joe errr… bukan Joe Jambul.. tah la nama dia ape. Tp aku rase dia ni glamour jugak. 1 of the legend boxer aku rase. *Bukan boxer yg anda pakai utk tido ye. Sile fokus :p* Mungkin dah lama kot ESPN tayangkan fight2 yg ol skool ni. Aku jek tatau. The fight took place @ Philipines in the year 1975. Mak aii. Aku pon tak wujud lagi di dunia yg fana ini. And I didn’t know ade fight took place @ Asia. Ke skang pon mmg mcm tu? Aku mane la tau tang boxing ni. Aku tak tgk from round 1. When I switched to the channel it was already in the middle of round 11.

Round tu pusingan. Bukan ko lari2 seround. Tah aku tak perasan 1 round baper minit. Definitely not 45min mcm bola la. Sampai esok pon tak sudah belawan. In round 12, Muhammad Ali was holding on to Joe’s attack. He was hanging on to the rope when someone from the audience shouted ‘Come on Ali… Allahuakbar’ Cube imagine kalau skang ni ade org jerit mcm tu to support a Muslim contestant. Mau org kate extremist! Tak pon org kate anti agama lain ke. Tak pon org kate Muhammad Ali tu beast. Ape2 la words yg mengaitkan Islam dgn keganasan. Yg extremist plak akan ckp, tak elok mendedahkan aurat. Bla.. Bla.. Bla..

He looked tired and almost slipped on the floor. Tp Muhammad Ali still hang on to the attack. Joe mmg nampak aggessive but he failed to find a killer punch to down Muhammad Ali. Round 13 started and Muhammad Ali finally looked comfortable and found his feet. He pulled off few killer punches that saw Joe’s teeth protector *tah ape nama sebenar, tatau* terpelanting from his mouth with the audience roared to it. Gile ah.. Kuat tu! Joe in the meantime, still lagi bertahan. It’s his turn to protect himself from being KO-ed by Ali. And this time, the audience chanted ‘Ali… Ali.. Ali..‘ Which seriously reminds me of the late Pak Lang. Well, I think he wasn’t the only one chanting, but the whole family did. And guess what I did?….
Melopong.. Hahaha…

Towards the end of the round, Ali again, showed what he did best with his fist. ‘Kapooww‘, throwing punches that leads to several cuts on Joe’s left eye. Kalau aku kena tak bley bangun agaknye! Yg seblah lagi nampak bengkak pon ade. But Joe stayed on his feet. Gile la mamat ni. The bell rang to signal the end of round 13. Doctor was called upon to accessed Joe’s injury. Within few minutes, he signalled that Joe cudn’t continue the fight. The audience roared as Ali was declared The Heavvyweight Champion. Jgn tny la ape itu Heavyweight Champion. Aku rase boxing ni ade category berat baper. Bukan mcm wrestling la, tak kire kecik besor dia entam. Hehehe.

Best jugak tgk ol’ skool fight ni. Campo lagi ngan commentator dia. Kalau ko denga mmg mcm ko tgk citer omputeh zaman 60an 70an la. Hehehe. Can’t wait for the new BPL season to start. Bosan la tak de bola

Dlm pada sumer org tgh sibok debate pasal rega minyak ni. Aku ade 1 citer. No. Not about how to lower the cost. Not my expertise seriously! Not about how to berjimat cermat. Pepandai la korang sumer berjimat. Not about those political stuffs. I hate politics remember?

Ni pasal si Tasya. Tasya adalah kucin saya ok. Bukan gepren mahupon boipren *ado ko boipren nama Tasya? hukhukhuk* Anyhow, few days ago, me and lil sis were discussing about the possibility to convert Encik Satria to NGV. Ye lah, dengan segala mcm kenaikan yg telah dialami. Kena la carik alternative. Back up plan bukan 1,2. Kena dari A sampai Z. Mcm2 boleh terjadik skang ni.

Lil sis informed me, her so-called ‘kawan’ penah tny for his parent car. So I asked her to give him a call so I cud basically buat rough calculation. Lil sis on her speaker phone so all of us cud ‘discuss’ about the matter. Mcm virtual meeting gitu. Tgh sibok bersoal jawap gitu tiba lil sis told me.

‘Long, kite ade xtra ahli jemaah dlm perbincangan kite ni‘ And there si Tasya di tgh2 we all tgh discuss tu, dia pelan2 menyelit meleset2 kat we all then amik port baik punye mengadap muka both of us. We continued discussing. When I speak, she’ll looked at me. Then lil sis ckp, dia pandang plak org tu. Then she stared @ the phone listening to voice coming from the speaker phone. Mcm paham la kire2nye. Hehehe..

Upon ending the conversation, I looked at her. ‘Tasya, skang ni rega sumer dah naik. Makanan Tasya yg besor tu naik RM7. So Tasya makan jimat2 tau. Jgn membazir ok?‘ She looked at me. Tatau la dia cuba paham ke, or dia kate dlm ati dia aku giler ke ckp kat dia. Hehehe.. We continued talking and she continued sitting there tgk both of us.

Begitulah kesah Tasya kucin ku. Menyebabkan we all tersenyum walaupon tgh discuss perkara hangat!

1. Org main bola yg gaji berjuta2 setahun tu, tak de org nak complaint. Kalau ahli politik tak kira yg menerajui g0m3n atau tidak, especially g0m3n la, org ckp ni mesti makan rasuah.
2. Org main bola boleh pakai segala jenis keta mewah siap modified bagai. Sib baik tak de jamban bergerak jek dlm keta they all. *mungkin 1 hari nanti ade*. Kalau ahli politik pakai keta besar bagai, org ckp ko rasuah, makan duit rakyat.
3. Org main bola boleh tunjuk kehebatan dia kepada setiap org di seluruh dunia dengan segala skill dribble, freekicks, tackle, passing bagai. Tp org politik, paling kuat skill kutuk mengutuk sesama bangsa, demo kat jalan raya, naikkan rega minyak, tido mase tgh meeting, carik pak mentua yg bakal jadik PM, bagi fatwa kate boleh mengumpat untuk mendedahkan kesalahan org *Nauzubillah*, dan pelbagai bagai lagi skill yg tak terbayang.
4. Org main bola kalau pasukan dia kalah skali pon, pengurus pasukan dia yang selalu dikecam maha hebat oleh peminat. Siap kena pecat terus. Org politik, kalau kalah pilihanraya ke, seluruh negara tak dpt kat party dia ke, tak reti2 bahasa nak turun tu. Terus tanpa rase segan silu duduk lagi kat situ. Lepas tu salahkan org tak kuar undi, org mengundi parti lain, org atas pagar. Sendirik tak penah salah!
5. Org main bola kalau dia dpt masuk satu2 pasukan hebat ke, mmg hebat la dia. Mmg ade potensi. Org politik, tak kira yg g0m3n mahupun p3mb@ngk@ng, tak perlu sijil2, scroll2 ni sumer. Janji ade potensi utk membelit, menikam belakang, menjilat b0nt0t, menjual negara, menindas org, berpura2 bersama rakyat, pure2 alim mcm pijak semot tak mati, pura2 kerja keras sket dah kire cun dah tu.
6. Org main bola, lagi2 yg mmg superstar, terkejar-kejar sumer company gergasi dr seluruh dunia nak sponsor. Dr spender ke keta. Org politik, belom lagi naik kat atas, sibok mintak org sponsor beli itu ini. Siap inform lagi tu, dia bini si polan si polan. Tak malu!
7. Org main bola, dari kecik lagi *yg kat obersea la* dah di train dr bawah. Kena jadik ball boy. Kena jadik tukang lap boot. Mcm2 la keje2 busuk they all kena buat. Nak jadik superstar punye pasal. Org politik, tak kire p3mb@ngk@ng ke, g0m3n ke, tak perlu dr bawah. Kalau ade rekemen baik lagi2 pak mentua ke, mak menti ke, eh, mak mentua ke, bapak ke, emak ke, kire2 org dalam la, confirm ko boleh naik.
8. Org main bola, nak dpt recognition Sir ke, Knight ke, mmg kire byk la sumbangan dia kepada persada sukan. Taiko la org kate! Tp org politik or yg konon2 mcm terror politik, yg nak dpt title datuk ke, datin ke, raja ke, siap boleh tuka nama tu. Ngaku kuturunan raja pon ade. Beli pon ade! Tp nak senang, kawen aje la datuk. Dpt la datin. Tak kire la laki org ke. Biarla rahsia ok!
9. Org main bola, tak kire la nombor berapa dia pakai kat jersey dia. Sumer akan work as a team utk menang. Org politik plak, sumer perasan nak jadik no 1. Sumer perasan pandai! Dah masuk penjara pon nak jadik no 1 jugak. Sanggup jugak jadik anak menantu utk dpt naik no 1. Gile kuasa!
10. Org main bola, kire gaji dia weekly tu mmg dia earn la. Kekayaan dia tu mmg dia earn la. Org politik, banyak kaya under table jek. Dlm penjara pon masih boleh kaya. Hairan kan?

Ni baru 10 ni aku listkan. Ade melambak lagi perbandingan yg boleh dibuat antara pemain bola dan org politik. So, yg mane 1 korang nak jadik? Me? I love football! Bley blah la politik! Tak kire la g0m3n ke p3mb@ngk@ng ke. BULLSHIT! F**k off la!